Sunday, November 15, 2009

Chemistry is Romantic

This was something I wrote when I was in 11th std:

To Blabla,

Your Dazzling crystalline face has attracted me as water droplets. Your high charge made me a nucleophile, it made me come towards you with a high velocity profile. I always stand at the focus of your concave lenses to avoid parallax error and making a sine, tan and cos angle for qualitative analysis of your structure.

If you want to know the magnitude of my love just integrate the love of Romeo, Farhad and Majnu. Whenever I see you, the wavelength of your beauty exited my heart out of its orbit of my body following Lymann series giving out large electrovolts of energy. Your image has been absorbed by my heart as a black body absorbs a ray. The collision frequency of my heart has increased so high that everyone’s around can be estimated to be zero. Your high polarisation power has made a strong stability in my heart for you.

Please fill the empty orbitals of my heart and protect it from behaving it in paramagnetic behaviour due to unpaired electron. Don’t worry of the worldly laws, I’ll take care of Pauli, Hudson and Aufbau. Believe me, my heart as the 1 s orbit has the maximum probability of finding love and has no nodal planes.

I hope you would not produce Zeeman or Stark effect to split my heart into pieces. After reading this , I pray that you will have similar, and not differential, equation about me as I do have for you,

Yours and most likely always yours,

SUper JET

2 comments:

  1. i think i am ready for jee once again....

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  2. may be her convexes[( )( )] made ur focus more focused n u wrote this whole crash course material....

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